[EDIT: M-make sure to read through the whole journal, loves. There's much cruelty afoot. orz]

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Okay. I swear to God, if someone is just circulating false rumors, I am going to track down whoever started the blasphemous rumor behind this abomination of an article and TEAR APART THE VERY FABRIC OF THEIR SOUL.

But if its true, I think ... I don't know.

What's a good visual image for someone radiating such pure rays of happiness, that they resemble a second sun?

Oh. Well.

Nevermind.

EDIT: Look at the release date? Yeah so it's April 1, what would that have to do with anyth-